Can you help me Tito?

If you want my help some where or in some cases, then, the answer is, 'yes', I can help you. But please note down the following points-
1) I shall surely try my best to help you, if you have taken a good initiative. BUT, I have some choices and opinions, if the work you are going to do, does not match with my choice or opinion, I may not answer positive. So, at first, I need to judge the work you are going to do and asking me to help you.
2) I can help you as a person, but not as a group. I mean, I (I=Tito Dutta) can help you, but, I may not ask my friends etc to help you. I hesitate to request others. And there are not too many people who fulfill my requests. I do not have too many friends too. So, if you ask me to collect people for your help, I am helpless.
3) I am a frustrated person and a little bit schizophrenic. Highly depressed of life too. I may start helping you or join your initiative but may not continue in the same way.
4) I am a very week person, both mentally and physically and I can do almost nothing, you can call me a worthless, so I am not sure whether I have the eligibility to help you or not.

Yet, if you think, I can help you, please don't hesitate to contact me, I'll feel delighted to join your work.

Let me know about your question first

So, I am a regular user of two Google Help Forums, and I try my best to help people there.
Not, only in Google Help Forums, but, in other places too, sometimes, I try to answer others' questions or solve their problems.
But, it is not always easy for me to answer every question. There are several reasons behind it.
Firstly, I like to answer selected questions only. And the questions should be of my taste as well. If you ask me to provide you the URL of Complete Works Of Swami Vivekananda, you can expect an instant reply from me. But, if your question is- "What is best pornographic site for downloading 3gpp content, then, don't expect an answer from me.
Secondly, I do NOT have lots of time to answer all your questions too. If I am busy, I'll check the question you are asking, how much it is important for you, I mean, do you really need it or not! And if I feel, there is noting serious in your question/you are not serious about it, I may not answer your question.
Thirdly, If I dislike the type/subject/tone of your question/comment, I may not answer your question.
Fourthly, I have a very limited knowledge. So, there is a huge possibility that the question you are asking I do not know its answer. But, if it is the only reason, I'll inform you about it.
And,
Fifthly
And Most Importantly,
To understand you, your question and your need, I need details. So, please provide details. If you are talking with me for the first time (in Facebook etc) and suddenly come in chat and ask me, how to change theme in Facebook, I can't provide an answer immediately. I'll need to know your knowledge in scripts, your internet browser, your experience with greasemonkey etc first.
So, if you need help from me, please provide details about you and your question.
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